1. LMFAO. MOO MOO

    [5:05:23 PM] Deanna: it’s not safe….
    [5:05:29 PM] Deanna: to walk across the living room
    [5:05:30 PM] Jocelyn: o.0
    [5:05:30 PM] Deanna: day or night
    [5:05:33 PM] Jocelyn: lol
    [5:05:37 PM] Deanna: cat ninja attacks on your ankles
    [5:05:40 PM] Deanna: sometimes
    [5:05:43 PM] Deanna: other times
    [5:05:46 PM] Deanna: it’s like:
    [5:05:47 PM] Jocelyn: lmao
    [5:05:51 PM] Deanna: huge beggy eyes
    [5:05:57 PM] Deanna: “oh please pet me”
    [5:06:01 PM] Deanna: then you’re like
    [5:06:09 PM] Deanna: “ok sweet thing”

    [5:06:14 PM] Deanna: *leans down to pet*
    [5:06:19 PM] Deanna: CLAWS AND TEETH!!!

    [5:06:34 PM] Deanna: and the giant psycho dialated pupils of doom
    [5:06:44 PM] Deanna: and ambigious scratching a tearing noises
    [5:06:48 PM] Deanna: from the abyss

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  2. pornographicpineapple:

    I laughed, because this is true!

    When I packed for Virginia, I was all…

    Well, it’s hot down there, so I’ll bring some shorts and tank tops. And I’ll just wear my flip flops on the way down. Oh, what if it rains or gets a little chilly from that? I better bring my converse too. And I’ll need some jeans. Oh, I better bring a few t-shirts too. And some extra shirts, because I spills stuff on me. 

    MY NIRVANA SHIRT. I need to bring my Nirvana shirt. Oh, and I’ll have to wear clothes to bed. Where’s my Batman and Joker shirt? I always sleep in one or the other.

    Oh, I need to put my shampoo and stuff in there. Ummm… is there any room left? 

    Eh. It’s a really long ride, I better bring a book or two with me. Oh crap. I have to bring my laptop and homework. Where’s my book bag? I have to pack  that now.

     Hahaha. Yeahh. I was there for part of Friday, all day Saturday, and Sunday. 


    WATCH IMMEDIATELY!

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  4. To my roommate Deanna, so she can keep up with the lingo. :)

    To my roommate Deanna, so she can keep up with the lingo. :)

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  5. bamitsjess: It really worked.

    bamitsjess:

    It really worked.

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  6. thesharkives: whale shark

    thesharkives:

    whale shark

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  7. dearscience:

    I’m so bad at math that my ineptitude has ceased to be funny and can now be viewed only as sort of tragic 

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  8. I HATE not talking to you. It drives me fucking insane.

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    killa-kam56:

    A$AP Rocky- Goldie (Prod. by Hit-Boy)

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  10. I think I fucked up… but I love John; Only John.

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